• me: hey google what's up
  • google: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

ruinedchildhood:

High School Musical 4 looks intense

effstonem-:

A b s o l u t e l y n o t h i n g

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Drake Help Me Through This

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